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The Perils Of Dating On The Internet
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing
playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a
sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a
romantic rendezvous at a remote beach - and discovering
that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own
mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach
thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my
dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there
she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just
like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned
around - and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean,
I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my
God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as
the mortified mother and son realized the error of their
ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting
a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we
blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled
matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report,
a local TV station got hold of it - and the next thing
we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock
news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the
street - and they haven't stopped laughing since."
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Hahahahaha! Oh, my! Hahahahaha! Eeeehehehehehe! WooHoo!
Hahahaha! Well, what did you expect me to do,
Voyeurwebbers? Cry? Hehehehe! Let this be a lesson to
you, when "dating" on the Internet, ALWAYS have exchange
photos before setting up that blind date. Hehehehe! --
Igor
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